Distribution Automatique

Saturday, October 30

Luna de miel Hegelian

Ernesto Priego Never Neutral {click here} (scroll down) has generously translated
and posted a poem (*The Thief of Time*) from my new
chapbook of haiku, *Hegelian Honeymoon*, into Spanish.

Ernesto Priego has translated a number of other works of mine, happily still
available here
Never Neutral {click here}
and here (scroll down) Never Neutral {click here}

(my chapbook
*Hegelian
Honeymoon*
(18 Haiku)
is available
from
Chax Press 101 W.
Sixth St.,
Tucson,
AZ 85701
(handsewn
$10
includes
book rate
postage
add $4
for priority
mail)
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One Of Those Offers You Can't Refuse

FROM THE DESK OF DR. SHELLEY KEATS
DIRECTOR, POETRY IMPLEMENTATION
FEDERAL MINISTRY OF METAPHOR AND
PATHETIC FALLACY, DAKAR, PARNASSUS
PHONE: 00221 523 4715

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CC: Mikhail Horowitz
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The above completely bona fide offer
is reproduced with the kind permission of
Vernon Frazer
**
as published on the
SUNY/BUFFALO poetics list
received by Mr Frazier from
Mikhail Horowitz